Knicky Knocky Knacky Knooo DEAR ONES!
I am writing today with a bit of a dilmea! We have been swapping data with the office of national statisticals for many years and return for our close eyes on humanity they have been giving us graphs and prosperous share opportunities to maximise our donation profits. This is the graph we received this morning.
It appears that you humans are not believing in us as much as you used to and infact over the tie I have been channeling the rate of belief in my words has actually DECREASED! Can you believe that DEAR ONES! I tell you, I nearly chocked on my galactic flakes of corn!
As the laws of the universe state if you do not belive in somethig then it FAILS to exist. This is exactly what happens if you wish not to believe in your mortgage payments and send us the money instead! Already this morning I have become more transparent than usual! I beg you DEAR ONES! Do not do this to the saviour of the planet.
Is this what you wish me to become?
Your High Lord Master and Commander of Ascension with his DIVINE PLAN? I ask you DEAR ONES what would happen if WE stopped believing in YOU!
We are certainly going to be taking over your financial insitutions and govenments rather shortly if you do get down to IKEA and purchase your stairway to heaven IMMEDIATELY!
In other news, the mission to become famous on the book of faces is going swimmingly. I have seven friends! Add me now email@example.com You can see what books I read in my spare time!
We would also like to address this ridiculous notion of a change in reality.
Why would we go to the trouble of passing through the great white wall of DOOM, spending all this money on fuel hovering above your planet, getting to know the nice people who rule the world, send you channels of divine truth, listen to your earth 'music' and intergrate ourselves into your psyche if you were just going to swap reality in the blink of an eye and gain eternal bliss?
I ask you dear ones! The dark, dark, horrible, nasty, evil cabal have certain spun a web of CONFUSION over you this week trying to get you to believe that you do not need us for ascension! Do you feel like you can handle the huge amount of EVIL DARK FORCES that are against you at this vey time? Little poor earth children like you? I think not!
Did you think the universe was going to sweep in and help you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think not dear ones!
Eternal bliss is indeed a higher level of SLAVERY!
Finally, I can confirm that our earth guests were frazzled in the light machine late yesterday afternoon! You can now all log onto to EBAY and place bids on the 6 lovely toothbrushes that used to belong to the luckiest earthlings there are, the ones that got to meet ME!
I will provide another photo of me for you to meditate on so that you can remember I exist! If the graph improves tomorrow we shall think about stalling your certain DOOM by believing in you too!
Fluffy Light and huge suntans from the land of the central sun!
I AM SANSALADMANTANGOTILILLI!
I think green quite suits me really.....