Shittle di dittle DEAR ONES!
Our channel doesn't feel she has had enough attention of late and has paid me $200,000 dollars and a cream cake to send yet another channel.
I have been sulking with your human race since I indeed do not yet have all the money, did your mothers not tell you it is not good to be greedy? Aren't you supposed to be nice people? Money is the root of all evil and should be sent to me directly so I can turn it into Spyritus and rule the world in my aquarium of the looove.
I was very disappointed to hear that after overcoming my fear of the looove you are now protesting for my darling dark, dark, evil, nasty cabal (reformed) to be locked up in a secure jail and for the key to be thrown away. (Sad face!)
It appears I need to explain all about ideologies to you poor, stupid, niave children of the earth so that I an get my own way and continue to party on the newly named Illumiparty mothership.
Ideologies are something Karl Marx made up one night when he was stupidly thinking he could make the world a better place. How much of an ego did that guy have! Ha ha! These horrible things are made from fear of the unknown and please remember guys, the universe will not protect you, only me, the earth's saviour can do that, if I feel like it!
So religion is made up of fear and worry, you stick to one and stick to the rules and if you are lucky there will be no wars where I need to remind you how much you hate another religion through fear of being wrong and or something new.
It is a dark day DEAR ONES when lunatics speak on earth of imagining peace and telling you you can find peace in your mind!
If we did not have these ideologies there would be no fear onb earth and that means I will not be able to scare you all into submission! We cannot be having that DEAR ONES! PERISH the thought!
Now, the good people of the world tend to rebel if they do not like an ideology. If we take, for example, the economy as capitalism is my favourite ideology. If you do not want capitalism in your life because you FEAR you are not good enough to make it rich what you need to do is camp out on the street and sing songs and eat baked beans! This will indeed spur the world into taking you seriously. If you mentally decide not to buy into that ideology, ignore it and watch it slip out and away from your being you will never own a yacht! T
This is divine truth! By camping on the street you are showing us that 1. capitalism is important and 2. that you support the ideology. It doesn't really matter if you 'like' or 'don't like' something by acknowledging the something is there, it remains!
This is the same with most things in the world that involve a system of belief.
The GFOFL has more advanced, highly developed belief systems for you to blindly support and I hope you will spend all of your thinking time evaluating for or against frazzling everyone we don't like to death, all money to belong to the saviour of the aquarium of the looove, and buying into fear - one way or another!
Remember to do one thing everyday that scares you guys! This will not reaffirm fear in your brain but actively remove fear from you life! Honest!
So, I will leave you now as I have some horrific CRIMINALS to catch with my big beam 'em up machine. HAHAHAHAHA!
It is a tough job but someone has to uphold justice in this world!
Fluffy Light and Superman Outfits!
I AM SANASALDMANTANGOTILILLI!