Your oct 14: pan or crispy?

You: Hi there god,

I just ordered one mother earth, with extra aliens and no illuminati, and a side order of global peace and happiness forevermore. I seem to have got a hunk of rock, global domination with no aliens and a side order of quiet global chaos? Could i get a refund, or a new world order(puns!) please?

God: Oh did you say u wanted more chaos? Sure ill send some along the way!

You: No, no, i wanted world peace!

God: Intergalactic war did u say?

You: look forget it, im just gonna find an asteroid and live on it in peace.

God: Ill send three billion people right away, cash or cheque?

(hangs up)
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Three months later....

You: heya god...look its getting awefully queit on this asteroid, u think i could have some of that intergalactic war?

God: Finally someone ordered that one! Sure one mother earth, with extra aliens and no illuminati, and a side order of global peace and happiness forevermore coming up....and this ones on the house.