~~~~~~~~~~~~oooo~~~~~~~~~~Welcome Fellow Lightworkers~~~~~~~~~~~oooo~~~~~~~~~~~

A little 'light' entertainment today, feel free to laugh until your belly hurts!

ALTAR EGOS DEPT.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN THE BEGINNING....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

...Man created Religion, and it was pure and good, and God looked down and said, "Go with it."

ON THE SECOND DAY, Man created Preachers to deliver God's message. And God still was pleased,
although He often felt something was lost in the translation.

ON THE THIRD DAY, the Preachers discovered Television, and they came to be called Televangelists.
And they prospered through the Miracle of the Toll-Free Number and the Tax-Free Donation.
And they offered Instant Salvation through the Wonders of MasterCard and Visa.
And God saw these things and said, "I smell trouble."

ON THE FOURTH DAY, the Televangelists grew fat from Checkbook Religion, and they built Many Mansions
and came to worship the Rolls-Royce and the Platinum Self-Winding Omega.
And God saw this Glorification of Glitz and the Fleecing of His Flock, and He wondered,
"Is there no end to the False Profits?"

ON THE FIFTH DAY, the Televangelists, their cup overflowing with Bulging Bank-rolls from their
Electronic Cathedrals, declared that God was calling them to Greater Things.
And lo and behold, they built Vast Universities bearing their names. And they dug deep into
the pockets of their Faithful and created their own Cable Networks. And they even aspired to
that Great Political Pulpit in the White House.
And God saw them worshipping the idols of Self-Importance and Ambition, and said,
"I think it may be time for an Eleventh Commandment."

ON THE SIXTH DAY, the Tabernacles of the Tube were beset by the Plagues of Sexual Hanky-Panky
and Hush Money, and Bankruptcy Bail-Outs and Spiritual Blackmail. And the Televangelists rushed
to their micro-phones to see who could cast the First Stone. And they begot an unholy Soap
Opera, and cries of "Pearlygate" and "Prayerscam" and "Gospelgate" were heard, and a Great Flood
of Sanctimonious Sleaze spread throughout the land.
And God lost His lunch.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY, the Televangelists returned to their Electronec Cathedrals to regain God's
Blessing. And thus it was that they appeared united, although some of the Electronic Cathedrals
were under new management or were doomed to be Sacrifices on the Altar of Merger and Take-Over.
And from above, God looked down at the Tabernacles of the Tube, and He was saddened to see the
Rituals of Greed and Power and Corruption had returned as before.

And God pulled The Plug. Amen!
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I found this amongst my hubby's papers, hope you all enjoyed it. I don't know how old it is.
Posted with love and humorous intentions for all, Tara.~