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16 May 2013 - 6:26pm
Torc: What have you learned so far???...
Dorc: The Earthlings are revolting, sir...
Torc: What?!? - you've been eating them?!?...
Dorc: No sir, they are simply unhappy, so have stopped being obedient to those who are to be obeyed...
Torc: Are you saying that they have been enslaved???...
Dorc: Yes, they are made to work sir, otherwise they have to live on the street and beg for food...
Torc: So they have volunteered to become homeless - this is what is known as 'revolting'???...
Dorc: Not yet sir, but things are looking bad - for those who are to be obeyed are becoming angry...
Torc: I'll send a rescue mission - hang tight and stay safe; Torc out...
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16 May 2013 - 4:28pm
'Mork and Mindy' Season 1 Episode 1 Pilot - enjoy :-)...
Originally aired on September 14, 1978 :-)...
The final episode was aired on May 27th 1982 - it was the 95th episode :-)
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8 May 2013 - 10:35pm
HELLO DEAR FRIENDS ~
LET'S HAVE A CHUCKLE AND STEP OUT OF OURSELVES FOR AWHILE ~
LINKING OUR HEARTS TOGETHER FOR ONE OR TWO MOMENTS OF F U N !
Ho Hum ~ All the spiritual advice and phrases is making my head spin..........
1. Stay Focused.
Yikes, I'm so focused its given me a headache!!! and I can't stop staring into space,
I'm still waiting for things to happen !!!
2. Stay Centered.
I try to stay as centered as I can, but, when the earth starts to shake and the volcanoes
erupt around me, I tend to resort to un-spiritual behavior like screaming........HELP !!!!
3. Stay at Peace and BE.
Well, I am a be-ing, I am be-ing human, I am be-ing hungry, I am be-ing just a Being !!!
How much more BE-ing can I BE ?
4. Stay Grounded.
Ummmmm, now........ I walk on my feet, my feet never leave the ground when I am on
the ground, so I guess we are ALL grounded at some time during our day. Okay ?
5. Stay in the Light.
The price of electricity has gone up tremendously in our country, and none of us here are
rich, are we? So, I will only use the light when I absolutely need to ! That is being sensible !
Oh........unless they mean the Sun? In that case, I am off to buy a new hat, sunscreen........
Okay Folks ~ That is it for today. But remember ...............
BE FOCUSED ON THE LIGHT WHILE YOU ARE
PEACEFULLY GROUNDING YOURSELF
IN YOUR CENTER.
or something to that effect.................
let me know when you work it out, thanks.
~* Love and Laughter ~ You Know Who x *~
Disclaimer: NO Grumpy Smileys were used in the production of this Blog.
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5 May 2013 - 5:04pm
Would you please all stand and turn to page 2,345 - Hymn number 780
O Lord please don't burn us,
don't grill or toast your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue,
or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
or stir fry us in a wok.
Oh please don't lightly poach us
or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
or boil us in a vat,
and please don't stick thy servant Lord
in a Rotisso-mat.
O and please dear Lord
Keep China British
Amen
Much love and happiness to you all
Ish )O(
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30 Apr 2013 - 12:27am
Why so serious?
Salieri's revenge for this?
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28 Apr 2013 - 10:55am
Steven Spielberg is currently working on a new film, entitled 'Obama' :-)...
The Guardian online newspaper has managed to attain a peak at a couple of the actors that are scripted to play leading parts - here's the link to the story and accompanying video :-)...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/28/barack-obama-daniel-day-lewis :-)
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27 Apr 2013 - 3:00pm
At least i think that's the correct title - many apologies if my memory is found wanting... :-) :-) :-)
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27 Apr 2013 - 2:49pm
Always worth remembering when making yourself a cuppa :-) :-) :-)
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27 Apr 2013 - 7:41am
Many thanks to 'hawkmoon' for uploading :-) :-) :-)
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26 Apr 2013 - 10:05pm
Here's something a little bit different to do when your in bed - other than the same old, same old heehee.
This video clip puts a whole new spin on the 'horizontal tango' lol
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!!!!
IN-JOY - WE NEED SOME GOOD ENERGY
Much love and happiness to you all
Ish )O(
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21 Apr 2013 - 5:28am
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19 Apr 2013 - 5:02pm
Tis okay, the tears have subsided - for now at least... :-) :-) :-)
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8 Apr 2013 - 10:42pm
I heard that here in the UK were some street-parties today after the people heard that the IRON LADY died and they sung along this song :))
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24 Mar 2013 - 12:32am
Aaaah ! Using every opportunity to transcend physical experiences into inner-awareness !!
Just BE Happy !! Another very wise little buddha-baby.
Ah Yes ! Feeling ONE with Nature ..........
Bless all the Beautiful Babies !
~~* Enjoy your weekend, namaste Tara *~~
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17 Mar 2013 - 4:43pm
Because I know we all are lightworkers and shouldn't get the things SERIOUS I go to eat now a cookie.
while I invite you to read something that could be in OUR own backyard and we have a good laugh.
This is why I post it under HUMOR
lovingenergies.spruz.com/pt/Cyprus-Who-are-the-real-bank-robbers-.3-17-2013/blog.htm
Lightheartly served with all my heart being with those that need us most.
SiNeh~
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15 Mar 2013 - 8:22am
I have three not so little birds that come visit me on most mornings :-)...
They get first dibs on Rocky's leftovers - providing that the, not so Jonathan Livingston seagulls, don't beat em to it :-)...
I put some nuts out for the squirrels yesterday(?), and watched one of the not so little birds help the squirrel to bury said nuts - proving, perhaps, that a lot can be gleaned from simple observation :-)
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14 Mar 2013 - 4:27am
This is what happens when we let corporate moguls like Nike take over the design of our team logos (the first one was before the takeover):
And this is called "evolution" and "enlightenment"? OMG. Don't take me out to the ball game in this country hick place, lol.
Reference: http://www.gazettetimes.com/news/opinion/editorial/editorial-new-beaver-logo-draws-sharp-response/article_3b2e9500-8632-11e2-90c0-0019bb2963f4.html
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12 Mar 2013 - 1:00pm
WE HAD FUN WITH THIS BLOG IN July 2012, SO I'M RE-POSTING IT FOR A CHUCKLE !
On the subject of lightworkers changing lightbulbs :
Jeff asked on my previous blog, " How many lightworkers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
He gave his answer, but, I think there could be a whole lot more to this question than meets the eye!
It could turn out to be one of those loaded questions with many different answers ; here is mine.........
It takes one to philosophize it ~
One to criticize it ~
One to convert it into their way of thinking ~
One to try and work out which planetary system it originated from ~
One to lecture it ~
One to play a video to it ~
One to try and channel its feelings, or underlying intentions ~
One to try and find out its soul-group ~
One to blog about its twin flame ~
AND
One to grab a candle to save on power !!!
The light bulb remains unchanged and confused...........
*~* Never leave a candle unattended ~ Smiles from Tara *~*
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12 Mar 2013 - 11:14am
The problem is not HOW did they get in there…
Although you really have to wonder, It’s HOW do you get them OUT? – - especially the last one.
http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/how-did-they-get-in-there/37329/
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http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/
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12 Mar 2013 - 12:48am
When we Serve, we Receive - when we serve, we receive - when we Swerve, we retrieve... :-) :-) :-)
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11 Mar 2013 - 8:34pm
Sometimes i come across people, whose communicated assessments are somewhat 'off base', shall we say :-)...
I feel sure that it must happen with at least most of us :-)...
What it teaches is that we all look at things from our own, personal, very individual, and often variable point of consciousness - it can be very Interesting to observe... :-)
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11 Mar 2013 - 2:19pm
Whilst actively involved within Theravadan Buddhism, i was primarily motivated by the Quest for Purity, and so concentrated my mind mainly with working on lessening the hinderances within myself...
Unsuprisingly, perhaps, i was asked whether i had ever considered becoming 'Robed', by one of my Buddhist teacher's...
The enquiry took me by suprise at the time, because i had always looked at it as a form of cheating, if one was 'working on the hinderances' - especially when one of those hinderances is labelled, 'aversion'... :-) :-) :-)
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9 Mar 2013 - 10:10am
From my Perspective, tis probably best to serve yer time, return Home, and forget the place ever existed... :-) :-) :-)
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8 Mar 2013 - 5:34am
So it's the first half decent day we've had in Queensland Oz for weeks. Sun is shining, not hot nor cold, ground nice and moist and soft from all the rain we've had. Thought to myself,'Gee, what a good day to get out in the garden and clean up'
Alas, my old gardening gloves had finally given up the ghost - so before endeavouring to even entertain the thought of any kind of horticultural activity, I decided I had better venture down to the local well known, multi national hardware store and really lash out and buy me a new pair of gloves.
It was a mad dash in and a mad dash out - grabbed the first pair of gloves I saw in my size out of the glove bin, splurged a whole 4 bux. Unfortunately, there seems to have been a slight oversight on my part. Wasn't even picked up at the checkout. This is what I came home with. Since when has it been okay to sell gloves for people with two right hands lol? Alight I suppose if you are sans a left arm.
Didn't realise there was a little note for me, until I got home and turned over the tag.
What's with the little pic of the apple???? Is that supposed to soften the blow and make me feel better lol???
So now I'm going back down to this hardward store and ask them where they sell the left hand gloves lol.
Yeah - sometimes I get the shopping trolley with the wobbly wheel too and a price check on every item at the checkout heehee.
Life is sometimes like that lol
Gotta laugh!!!
Much love and happiness to you all
Ish )O(
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4 Mar 2013 - 11:11pm
...had a 'gaa-gaa goo-goo', mother??? :-)...
It is a remembrance that fills me with much humor :-)...
And one that naturally elicits the following enquiry, 'is it a valid form of maternal communication'??? :-)
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1 Mar 2013 - 10:10pm
My greatest fear is that we all stay stupid.
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1 Mar 2013 - 1:43am
There is nothing like opening your mouth and bursting into song to relieve all that tension!
Most of our 'worries' are caused by day to day things that really don't deserve "all that attention...."
The mundane, the annoying neighbour or barking dog, the rain that just appeared and wet all
your washing that was almost dry, and the loving doggie who runs across your just-washed tiled
floors after rolling in the dirt !
Hey ! Where did YOU come from??
Just leave your name and phone no. and we'll call you if we need you.....
Byeee !
Now this happy group have the right idea !!! Singing and walking and enjoying nature !
Better than any expensive holiday..............
Sharing one from TOM now ~
Aren't they having just the best time ????
Now, no more excuses, hear me???
Any-one can join in .......................
Wow !!! You just have to put the word out, and everyone turns up !!!!!!
Gettin' right into it ..................
Everybody stop for a minute........" excuse me.....morning tea is being served in the garden."
Have a lovely day every-one ~ I am off for a cuppa and a headache pill !!!
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28 Feb 2013 - 8:39am
Could this be New Earth ???
But......Oh my, it doesn't have the girth!
I will go and ask my Guides.......
And they showed me some slides !
"You would be surprised where new Planets are being birthed,"
they said. " From the Giant Galapogas Turtle
That lives above this Earth ! "
So what about all this info. we've been fed over the years?
I have a thought or two..........but this info. may end up
Wrapped around their ears !
All the Space Entrepreneurs will be shelving their plans
Storing all that Gizmo they tried to sell
To every woman and man !
So what now? I hear you ask...........
I guess we'll grab the wine
And fill up a glass.
Don't forget the deck-chair, the binoculars and the Gang..
We're off to watch this Cosmic Show
Of New Earth, the turtle, and perhaps another Big Bang!
~*~ Smiling broadly.........love from Tara ~*~
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20 Feb 2013 - 12:59pm
This is a Tune that tends to pop into me 'ead, unsuspectingly, from time to time - just a few bars really :-)...
It provides a welcoming silly Energy, which sometimes promotes silly accompanying humming and occasional sponteneity of action - again, often for just a short time :-)...
Today is such a day, so i thought i would Share some silliness with whoever happens to listen to it :-)
No, i obviously don't own it - and am simply sharing it, for educational purposes, innit - yada, yada, yada...
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19 Feb 2013 - 10:21pm
What you don't want to hear when you call the Mental Help Hotline...
Love~, Light~, and Laughter keep us healthy
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18 Feb 2013 - 7:49pm
Ha. We've had some discussion around here about zen, meditation, hyper-focus, prayer. All defining definitions... So. The wife and I were sitting together around lunch and in comes the manboy. He is excited to share: "I found a guy online who has a method to meditate in two minutes!" Whodathunk.
"Oh yeah, how does he do that?" I ask.
"He's got a video on youtube on it."
"Well, what does it say?"
"Oh. I dunno the video is ten minutes long I didn't want to watch the whole thing..."
Here's how I see it. I don't always "meditate" I PRACTICE meditation (not nearly with the discipline you may imagine). The state that I seek is a thoughtless mind. BUT still mindful, not unconscious hyperconscious. But inward. I have since learned that what I do is closest to a zaizen practice which seeks stillness. Sit still, watch the breath, discard any thoughts that come up. Watch the breath.
That is all setup, all preparation, the practice of meditation. The meditative state is zero, still, in the minds eye the flower of life has a murky center. It is there but I cannot care, I sit with it until I sit within it. Then, occasionally, by grace, I am. Atman? Brahman? oh man. Wondering messes it up. Incites thougtht. Only absolute neutrality suppports a sustained state of meditation. Can't get mad because the thoughts intrude...
...May have been a swami or seeker back in the day, wanting to meditate, to unlock the secrets. He abandoned the world, further and further until he found a cave where he thought "Finally. I can find the peace necessary to attain that state." OH he plopped down on a custom tibetian mat that he brought, lit a candle of purest beeswax, got all lotused up and sat there. oh mmmm There were a clan of demons who had lived in that cave for a few hundred years while their hell was being prepared. The seeker was a delight and they tortured him--hey, it's what they do.
So long the protagonist had sought the right spot, now he was distraught and perturbed. (Both locations far from meditation, we can all agree.) He was determined to overcome this obstacle. He did some righteous incantations, laid a barrier of salt, burned the finest incense and was pleased to sit. And the demons tormented him, putting his salt on their pretzels, farting over the incense, and repeating back all incantations in that annoying "Nyah-nyah" voice. Demons have mad skills with sarcasm.
Years went by and the swami and the demons battled and debated, like old married folk. Meditation man kept at it, though. One day he was so weary of the battle, the demons cavorted and he just breathed. They made fun of his haircut, he breathed. They asked the very best questions, really thought provoking ones that wise men ponder for seasons before dying. He just breathed. They played awful dubstep with lewd lyrics at screaming levels, he sat breathing.
Demons need attention, they got bored and finally left. He never noticed...
Describing this stuff is a fools errand. YET I try, cause I dig articulation. It's also how I found the handle of "zendeviant" cause I haven't yet learned how to stay in that zero.
Shine Bright.
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15 Feb 2013 - 8:22am
...When one Realises that one is 'as stupid as mud', perhaps... :-) :-) :-)
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14 Feb 2013 - 5:21pm
This clever video is a total hoot. Oh how humor cuts to the chase! Enjoy!
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14 Feb 2013 - 9:05am
THIS WAS ON ANOTHER GROUP PAGE, AND I JUST HAD TO SHARE
Barack Obama's Dead Fly
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan." The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican." The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican." Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?" With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.."
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10 Feb 2013 - 3:52pm
True category of this post would be something like " grounded in the Now.", "reality and what we wish", or "We thought it was like that but it is like this...."
Not looking for New age ascension etc material at all, (choosing in between jaxer or node.js was my concern ,I push Google search often to more than page 3 and @ 7...) , I found this site homing a video and a red light flashing on my dashboard right after .Over with Jaxer or whatever since I was phased out by the synchronicity and the content. Nice article and a lot of links.
Global stats and one aspect of the reality we have co-created so far ( see live a young human,grounded in his light laughing at Tv people about propaganda and brain washing -precious...)
... Here ...
And comes the graphs, pondered by nice comments about the source of numbers, their limits, their paradoxes. When you have watch it, ... Here ... , and not too angrily digested the news. (first, I could not believe, because it is ... well.. you know... )...
Remember :
" As above , So below, Beloved "
-- Sounds like a rap-raggamuffin tune a bit, no ? Let's try --
1 What you-tellin'-us -- about - huma-nity -- isn't-for us-only! (ternary beat )
Because (spoken)
refrain As above , So below, Beloved (feminine voice soft kind of lyric, free flowing, nearly angelic.) -- OHHH YEAH man-- As above ... So below...-- (dubbing in the music breaks- quite free)
2 You destroying your World -- Humans are this and that -- isn't for us only
And I ain't believe ET 's better than me... cause...
refrain As above , So below, Beloved (feminine voice soft kind of lyric) -- OHHH YEAH man-- Not us ... Not only...-- (more scat like in the music breaks- tougher, nervous)
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Free room for people to write what they have on the heart. And feel good after
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Final : How can we feel Irie ? (abrupt cut off as unfinished, no musical paroxysm, lights off)
Sinouhe
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9 Feb 2013 - 4:28pm
So, it's been awhile since I wandered through the halls of LW. Since I've been absent, nothing major has happened in my life that needs to be re-accounted. Except that I came out to more friends and my parents about being bisexual. It actually went over pretty well. No dramatics here, thank god! I've had dates on and off with both men and women, and I have yet to find that one that will do it for me. It seems like I am living double and even triple lives sometimes, and it gets exhausting.
So, this is where the whole "soul mate" thing comes in. Here's a little back ground for you. Back "Home" I have a girl. Sweet, beautiful red-head. I remember her and know that she always has my heart and my soul. But as I have come here to experience the life of being human, I wonder if I've just cursed myself into not knowing a love here. There was one guy, that I absolutely loved, but he didn't love me back and it was one of those things where he hurt me several times so deeply that I vowed to never speak to him again.. but still love him in my own way and still smile when I think of him. Even though he will NEVER EVER love me the same way. He has said so, repeatedly.
But I still want a love, someone that knows all of me. I want that experience. Now, when I say "soul mate" .. I don't necessarily mean someone for a sexual relationship, I'm meaning someone that will love you for who you are and what you are, and you both of a this connection that is undeniable. Is there a "soul mate" out there for me, like this? If you think this is you, then by all means say so! LOL
Am I the only one that thinks this is something we, that have love back "Home", can actually have here in the Now? Am I weird? Someone needs to set up a dating site that says "Looking for "Soul Mate" to have a connection with" haha!
Wishing everyone a beautiful weekend! Stay warm New Englanders!
Blessings,
Serenity
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8 Feb 2013 - 10:04am
Published on 7 Feb 2013
You are ordered to watch this video by the Dept. of Homeland Security. All who do not watch it will be drone assassinated by order of the President.
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4 Feb 2013 - 11:57pm
Never apologize for what you feel, it’s like saying sorry for being real.
Each person should be able to express, according to this quote, what they feel.
But when you read more, you realize you can only express the good feelings, not the so called negative feelings.
I always wonder why there is this need for people to standup at times when they think people are being attacked or what some think being mistreated.
I have been attacked so many times, and never have I seen any of these people stand up for me.
They have always stood up for my attackers.
There has never been an equality where they would stand up for both sides.
Ego is very tricky, and many are falling for the hidden agenda of the ego. The ego is there to support you in the feel good feeling.
And it will do this anyway it can.
Now I have no problems with attack, I never complain to the moderators about them, I am fully capable of handling it myself. But handling it myself seems not to be the right way either.
Oh yes, I have read the blog where people are complaining and actually in fact gossiping about people that comment in the channeling section, not using any names but I think most can guess that one pretty easy.
The whole world is full of control, oppression and negativity and it seems that some even though they are presenting themselves as the so called loving ones, are in fact part of this control, oppression and negativity in many ways.
I see it so many times that the discussion is ending and then one feels the need to start it all up again. Now we have a choice to react or not, that’s true.
But the bigger question is why do they feel this need, why do they feel that they have to say something when everything has already been said. Is it the ego that wants them to feel good about themselves or is their intent to somewhat bring in positive energy.
Mostly I see that when they do this the energy starts up again and if that was their purpose it is not working.
Maybe some should really think if it’s a good thing to actually start it all up, is it needed, is your presence needed, are you really needed by any of the commenters, or are the commenters capable of taking care of themselves.
Like many say, if you don’t like it, don’t read it. And if you don’t like it well then it was not for you. To start complaining about others, actually judging others is something else and it is happening so many times.
I actually see someone saying they are happy my channel is removed.
I would like to thank this person for their support and light or maybe so called light. If there is really free choice then you shouldn’t be happy it was removed.
So much talk about everyone having the choice to create their own reality, but it is within limits, the limits of the ones that feel the need to control, to complain and to interfere many times with what is being created by others.
What many do not see is that the old energies cannot be released if they are not being revealed.
Many do not have the courage to work with these energies, as it makes them feel uncomfortable and unbalanced.
It is a sad world when a message is being removed because so many complain because they feel the need to control what is being said.
Like many say, if you don’t like it don’t read it, but complaining will prevent others from receiving their teachings that might be needed for them.
But please stop the fake goody good stuff and stop the gossiping, because that is what is happening as you all vent your so called feelings about something, but in fact all that you want is control over what is happening.
Enjoy the fact that the message was removed, I hope you all are happy with that.
It has no effect on me, but it might have an effect on the ones that could have learned from it.
Keep that in mind next time you start to comment and complain, is it really for others, or are you in fact just doing it for yourself.
Ps. I will not react to any comments, as this is not what I feel like at this moment, just wanted to express my feelings.
Like the quote expressed
“Never apologize for what you feel, it’s like saying sorry for being real.”
Petra
video
2 Feb 2013 - 6:22pm
Like they just did at Craven Cottage - temporarily, anyway :-) :-) :-)
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1 Feb 2013 - 3:51am
Laughter brings all your scattered parts together,
in one place,
for a moment of Joy
and
Freedom from the Stresses of Life.
Love Tara *~~
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31 Jan 2013 - 7:49am
The mantra of the New Light Being, perhaps :-)...
'I used to be a Lightworker, but i'm all right now' :-)...
In Love and Light - obviously :-)
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30 Jan 2013 - 11:56am
When i first started meditation practice, i used to breathe very deeply - i found it to be both energizing and relaxing :-)...
Until a frowning look and a quiet word from one of the founders, suggested that other meditators were finding this to be a hinderance :-)...
Even though my breath resided within relative silence, during the 'settling' stage - c'est la vie, eh :-)
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29 Jan 2013 - 10:12pm
Saw this today on Tumblr and had to share with my lightworker buddies.
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29 Jan 2013 - 1:09pm
Can happen LOL
Post this to follow Tara's inspiration about blogs :)
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26 Jan 2013 - 5:16am
LIFE IS ALL ABOUT THAT PERFECT BALANCE
FOR PERFECT HARMONY !
NEVER LET THE ODDS KEEP YOU FROM DOING WHAT
YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART YOU WERE MEANT TO DO.
VISUALIZING THE SPIRIT WITHIN ~
IT IS EVER FREE, NEVER BOUND !
A BLOCKED PATH ALSO GIVES US LESSONS................
YOU MUST MEET THE OUTER WORLD WITH YOUR INNER WORLD
OR
EXISTENCE WILL CRUSH YOU !
THE HEART IS VERY MUCH LIKE A MIRACULOUS BALLOON ~
ITS LIGHTNESS COMES FROM STAYING FULL !
MEETING EACH DAY WITH OUR HEART PREVENTS COLLAPSE.
SHARING YOUR LOVE EXPANDS THE HEART !
~ ENLIGHTENMENT IS INTIMACY WITH ALL THINGS ~
Wishing You All an Enlightening Weekend ~ Love and Peace
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25 Jan 2013 - 12:11am
How to make Light Work of a potentially embarrassing situation :-) :-) :-)
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20 Jan 2013 - 1:16pm
The 'Matt Sketch' - courtesy of The Telegraph...
I found today's sketch to be extremely amusing - enjoy...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/matt/
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17 Jan 2013 - 8:13pm
http://new.livestream.com/accounts/398160/events/1790564
Watch a beautiful rescue cat and her adorable babies at the above link
People all over the world are watching...
I can't stop! XxX
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16 Jan 2013 - 1:49pm
Questions, questions....
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?
Now, stop laughing long enough to forward this onto somebody else who could also use a good chuckle!!
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14 Jan 2013 - 7:25pm
Let's enjoy a bit "the good old times"
We weren't flooded with all that stuff we should buy today and many had also suffered from having not enough but life (I remember) was for most of us more enjoyable in many ways.
SiNeh~
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14 Jan 2013 - 2:13pm
Have you ever seen one of those naked? I don't
Love~, Light~, Laughter~
SiNeh~
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14 Jan 2013 - 12:37am
Best seen FULLSCREEN ha ha ha
Enjoy the ride
Love~, Light~, Laugher~
SiNeh~
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13 Jan 2013 - 1:12am
After several years of Ascensionism I have come to the conclusion that while I have not gone totally insane, I have been flirting around the edges of batshit crazy. The Ascension movement is a New-age, or New-wage, depending on your point of view, movement that has attracted a number of people who want to embrace a whole new "reality". The premier website is www.lightworkers.org which has about 15,000 followers, some of whom log on every day to get the latest channelings and wisdom from a host of would be prophets and seers. Most of the followers become inactive after a year or so when their brains become reactivated. It has taken me almost two years to realize that this is some crazy half-baked stuff.
The leaders are almost completely lily white and incredibly skewed to recovering alcoholics and menopausal women. The philosophy is an incredible hodgepodge of gobbledegook that encompasses sort of a Jonathon Livingston Seagull, hindu, seventh-day advent, kabbalah, morman, post LSD kind of mish-mash, taking unascribed tenets from amazing array of philosophical thought, and blending them into a quizzical sort of path to eternal enlightenment. Almost all of the leaders will do soul readings and cosmic analysis that will assist the true believers on their path to the fifth dimension. This is kind of a logical outgrowth from the "Psychic Hotline" or "Psychic Friends Network" of the 80's, except instead of .99 cents a minute, rates start at $40 for a half hour at the low side, and can go for a thousand dollars or more to have an actual real life "Ascended" person tell the tale of your life.
It is absolutely essential that you follow the narrative by devoting most of your waking hours to the exhaustive everyday reading that the various Ascension websites offer. There are very few "lightworker" couples, or "lightworker" families, unless they have formed over the internet from the wreckage of hitherto normal people's lives. That's because the detachment and suspension of any sort of earthly connection is part of the process to lead a searching soul to that cherished fifth dimension and beyond. The daily channeled messages are the key to this. Everyday a host of mainstream Christian Saints, Ascended Masters, and benevolent aliens, almost always male, offer up words of encouragement and wisdom through the bodies of transformed Florida real estate agents, New Jersey housewives, and teenagers regurgitating eternal wisdom from the basement of their parent's homes. These Ascended Masters would do well to channel their messages to the world through Vietnamese orphans or golden retriever puppies if they wanted to make people really pay attention to their prophecies, but they insist on delivering their daily doses of wisdom through middle aged, english speaking white people. Many channelings commiserate with the "dear ones" who will soon be delivered from their tortured and misunderstood lives on this temporal life. In fact, the whole planet as a structure is getting ready to ascend, along with the tiny fraction of mankind who have chosen to ascend in this period. In perspective, The Lightworkers.org fanpage on Facebook has a little over 3000 likes, where as the Jacksonville Jaguars, the worst team in professional football has over 300,000 likes.
Ascensionism has it's own terminology, with white flames, twin flames, seven flames, star children, and an awesome array of psuedo-science and faux history that gets made up every day to form the basis for such an amazing narrative that it would make any Sci-fi fantasy writer blush, but somehow the true-believers hunker down in front of their computers every day in their bathrobes and spend their precious hours in the struggle to find true deliverance over the internet. Unfortunately there aren't any Lightworker charitable projects to physically get involved with, or any local meeting places to have coffee with fellow starseeds. Fittingly, almost all Lightworker gatherings are in cyberspace and while there maybe a precious few actual flesh and blood events, these are usually so expensive that people who have lost the ability to function in the real world can't afford them. It's a devil's bargain; one can't ascend unless one spends the whole day meditating and absorbing the endless wisdom of the internet masters, but that makes it almost impossible to afford to go anywhere or do anything. There are lots of books that can be bought and online workshops and meetings, and of course if you find your mind wandering as to how you ever got involved with such a silly bunch of lunacy, you need to get on the phone to your spiritual adviser. Spiritual advisers have to be the fastest growing industry in America today, but you can save a lot of money by connecting to one of the many spiritual adviser wannabes, who lurk around the websites and are always anxious to try for a little on the job training from poverty-stricken future ascendees who don't mind surrendering there brains to amateurs. The free advisers are often more convincing and helpful than the high priced ones, because the ones who will interpret your life and struggles gratis, and chart you future existence for free, probably really believe the stuff they are shoveling. Unfortunately they also really don't have any idea of what they are doing either, and while they may diagnose the pain in your side as a spear thrown by some archenemy from a past life, it might be good to take a few tums, or go see a doctor if it gets worse, because they really are clueless.
The basic goal of this whole deal is "Ascension"; the transmigration of your soul from this pedantic 3rd dimensional world into the eternal fifth dimension universe and beyond, which certainly seems like a pretty lofty goal, and given the incredible power of the holy "I AM" should even be in the realm of possibilities. The thing is,nobody is going anywhere. There are almost daily prophecies of portal openings, and alien mothership arrivals, but nobody has moved. The whole Ascension movement has suffered serious setbacks when the sacred 11-11-11, 12-12-12 and 12-21-12 holy dates just sort of crapped out. While the Ascension websites were full of different bizarre explanations as to why these so widely prophecized galactic events turned out to be such duds, including the old; did you feel that? I felt that, you must not be holy enough... and other favorites. Given the fact that nobody has gone any where and even those who already claimed to have ascended, are sounding more and more like egocentric boors, it seems like a good time to reevaluate my commitment. If you don't believe there is such a wacky fringe group, go online and check-out the sites mentioned. It really does have an intoxicating quality to it, but the hangover is going to be hard for me to live with, especially when I realize what a fool I made of myself. Luckily, my family still loves me and and not all of my friends have written me off, so it seems like a good time to jump off the lightship while there is still something to salvage.
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11 Jan 2013 - 1:54am
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck
fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't
live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket
and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling
outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire
purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady
who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get
to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to
that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the
bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm
and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a
lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that
when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall,
pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of
paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'
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Again a joke from our poetic Brother Just Bill
Love~, Light~, Laughter~
SiNeh~
Blog entry
6 Jan 2013 - 8:37am
Hey there dear Lighty friends,
A particulary BIG Hi to those Lighty's of the masculine persuasion. Well my brothers, it seems all your manly focus, meditation and manifestation skills have ultimately paid off - BIG TIME.
A well known beer brewery here in Australia has created the quintessential 'Man Land'. The brewery recently bought a small tropical island in the Whitsunday Passage, along the Great Barrier Reef in far north Queensland and called it XXXX Island. Built specifically by men, principally and exclusively for men. It's the Man Cave you have, when you don't have a Man Cave lol.
Whilst this island resort doesn't discriminate towards women - it's really not a place a woman would enjoy, as all the activities are specifically catered towards a man's favourite pastimes eg. fishing, boating, drinking, golf, BBQing mountains of meat etc.
So girls - don't feel down at heart, as it's the perfect destination for your special man, particularly when he is getting under your feet and insists on coming to the supermarket with you lol. Send him on a vacation to Manland with a few of his mates - he will love you forever heehee.
I hear a rousing cheer from men all around the world (and a huge sigh of relief from many women). Yes, dear brothers - this is your Garden of Eden and yes - it really exists. On XXXX Island, you can play all day. Yes fellas - time to make this most holy of pilgrimages as this is 'your' sacred place in the sun where a man can do, what a man has to do.
Much love and happiness to you all
Ish )O(
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6 Jan 2013 - 1:10am
Lady walking her sled dog in Instanbul, Turkey
Crikeys, Lightworker family !!! It's morning here in Australia, so I come here to check on my Japanese
Garden blog and it looks like a few of those images were also pornographic, underneath the garden
image, as they were gone !!! Poor old Peter got the first blast of ?flesh, was it? I never saw it, I was
innocently sharing some nice garden images, but unbeknown to me, sinister images were being shown!
And, these images were off Google Images from various websites. I was upset with ME not anyone else!
Apparently they were shocking.................. I thought a blog with some nice images and poem might cheer
some folks up !!!!! hehe Oh well !!!! Would have been funny if it turned out to be more innocent images!
Bwindi Forest National Park in Uganda where the mountain gorillas live. ( I hope that's what is showing)
~* Have a nice weekend everyone, Tara *~
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4 Jan 2013 - 10:24am
See? You only have to ask..................
This really needs investigating ............... it all started with the Trojan Horse !
" I was just lying here, having a dream that I went to Biscuit Heaven....."
Cat Heaven Island in Fukuoka Japan
" Come with me Darlin' and we'll catch some fish for dinner. "
" Oh Yeah !! I can see that now.............."
" Not a bad catch for dinner, is it? "
" Oh Cedric.........I can hardly keep my eyes open, let's curl up together and have a cat-nap. "
And to finish off..............
Thank Heavens for Facebook !
*~* Love ~ Fun ~ Laughter *~*
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31 Dec 2012 - 1:32am
I find it interesting that we all say TODAY and even before HAPPY NEW YEAR to echother. It's NOT new year yet but today is SYLVESTER..... what about wishing us first HAPPY SYLVESTER and tomorrow HAPPY NEW YEAR
SiNeh~
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27 Dec 2012 - 11:10pm
LOVE~, LIGHT~, LAUGHTER~
with a prise of salt and pepper
SiNeh~
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26 Dec 2012 - 1:40pm
If we are endowed with “Free Will”, then it is OK if i choose to ignore your Drama to maintain my Peace and Happiness . . . right ?
Just Bill~
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22 Dec 2012 - 4:07pm
Hey dear Lighty friends,
Well - Surprise!!! Surprise!!! We are all still here - post party apocolypto. Or have we ascended already???
Here's a funny ad from Oz. Cashing in on all the over hyped doomsday sensation surrounding the 21st. IN-JOY. I guess the joke is on us heehee.
Much love and happiness to you all - you just have to laugh.
Ish )O(
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18 Dec 2012 - 11:57pm
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent y
ears to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
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11 Dec 2012 - 5:38pm
I am serious - you may never get out of here - Ensure you have enough coffee and snacks!
http://fusionanomaly.net/anomalog2/
(please feel free to post your favorites here in the comments :-)
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6 Dec 2012 - 7:52am
Hey dear Lighty friends,
It's good to know our leaders actually 'do' have a sense of humour lol. This really is our PM heehee.
Australian prime minister Julia Gillard today weighed into the debate about whether the world will end on December 21 under the Mayan calendar in a spoof video about Korean pop and flesh-eating zombies. In a one-minute video address recorded for the youth radio station Triple J, a sombre-looking Gillard says the pending apocalypse is at hand despite there being no proof.
"My dear remaining fellow Australians, the end of the world is coming," she says, tongue in cheek.
"Whether the final blow comes from flesh-eating zombies, demonic hell-beasts or from the total triumph of K-Pop (Korean Pop music), if you know one thing about me it is this -- I will always fight for you to the very end."
The prime minister says there is a bright side to armageddon, which she noted had not come as a result of the much-hyped Y2K millennium computer bug in the year 2000 or due to Australia's corporate pollution tax.
"At least this means I won't have to do Q and A again," she said, referring to a weekly current affairs talk show.
"Good luck to you all."
December 21 represents the end of a cycle in the Mayan long count calendar that began in the year 3114 before Christ.
A doomsday industry has boomed in Hollywood around the notion that the calendar's end will bring the fiery end of human civilisation, with the blockbuster "2012" depicting Earth being swallowed by floods, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions.
The Mayan culture enjoyed a golden age between 250 AD and 900 AD in present-day Mexico and Central America, before its steady decline and the arrival of Spanish imperialists in the 16th century.
Much love and happiness to you all
Ish )O(
video
23 Nov 2012 - 10:06am
Peter Kay is a reet good northern lad, who featured in a number of tv adverts in the UK, whilst promoting 'John Smith's' beer :-)...
I thought that i would offer a short sample of his brand of humor, for those who haven't heard of him :-)...
If you enjoy this brand of humor, you can find more of it via YouTube :-)
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22 Nov 2012 - 8:41am
Ho Hum ~ All the spiritual advice and phrases is making my head spin..........
1. Stay Focused.
Yikes, I'm so focused its given me a headache!!! and I can't stop staring into space,
I'm still waiting for things to happen !!!
2. Stay Centered.
I try to stay as centered as I can, but, when the earth starts to shake and the volcanoes
erupt around me, I tend to resort to un-spiritual behavior like screaming........HELP !!!!
3. Stay at Peace and BE.
Well, I am a be-ing, I am be-ing human, I am be-ing hungry, I am be-ing just a Being !!!
How much more BE-ing can I BE ?
4. Stay Grounded.
Ummmmm, now........ I walk on my feet, my feet never leave the ground when I am on
the ground, so I guess we are ALL grounded at some time during our day. Okay ?
5. Stay in the Light.
The price of electricity has gone up tremendously in our country, and none of us here are
rich, are we? So, I will only use the light when I absolutely need to ! That is being sensible !
Okay Folks ~ That is it for today. But remember ...............
BE FOCUSED ON THE LIGHT WHILE YOU ARE
PEACEFULLY GROUNDING YOURSELF
IN YOUR CENTER.
or something to that effect.................
let me know when you work it out, thanks.
No grumpy smileys or bad moods
were used
in the making of this Blog !
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20 Nov 2012 - 3:09pm
The Easter Bunny shares his views on the imminent planet wide ascension as channeled by Tsongkhapa11
Darb 4 Dribble 5 Frac 11
Namaste dear,dear,dear ones,
I come to you on this day aboard the starship Galactic Lair and it brings us great joy to see so many new beams of light shining brightly each day. My legion is parked between Lord Surea’s flag ship and Christ Micheal Anton’s flag ship the New Jerusalem. Sananda, Ashtar and the recently ascended Greg Giles are on the much smaller ship in containment in the rear formations. In my previous incarnation on earth I was involved in a tragic hunting accident in Iowa in 1979 and my days are now spent in a higher dimension on a space ship above your magnificent planet. I know it may sound like another bad fairytale from your lowly 3D perspective, but after the fall of Atlantis the fairy and elf realms retreated to the inner earth to escape Annunaki control and many old myths have deeper truths behind them. The subtler dimensions exist even if they cannot be perceived directly with the five senses in your lower dimension.
As we approach our next great sacred date that is imminent it brings us great bliss to see so much love and light manifesting on your sacred planet we all seem to covet so much. You are so fabulous now your race will lead this galaxy into the next epoch and beyond. When we say our arrival is imminent we now mean very soon. If you ask, how soon, we will say “what time zone and dimension are you talking about dog”. Each day more beautiful souls awaken to a new galactic script and we rejoice in your new found blog awareness. Once you are assimilated into the GFL collective in oneness and love this all becomes much easier to understand. We know that many have lost hope in us because we have failed to manifest just one of our 236 promises in 3D, but you have to understand the battle that rages on above your glorious blue skies in the higher dimensions. We will be fully out of 3D by next Friday anyway because you now have anchored so much light on Gaia at this sacred time.
A great avatar from Mother Gaia once taught the world that humans create with their thoughts. When you have several Galactic and local paradigm scripts intersecting like we do on Gaia at this point in time, a great wave of confusion will suddenly dumbfound all those in a single moment of awareness. My crew is a completely independent organization of cosmic avatars and favorite holiday characters set up to bring a successful and peaceful solution to all these merging scripts and cosmic dilemmas’. We currently have several different scripts merging towards the single timeline of Dec 21, 2012 and each storyline has vastly differing views and potential outcomes. When this occurs certain people begin co-creating with thought and intentions around their favorite galactic paradigm and in the lower dimensions great disunity is often the result. During the last 30 days of disinformation in this great cosmic and somewhat comical cycle it becomes critical that all the timelines merge smoothly into one or they could implode into a black hole of stupidity and ignorance where no creation can ever occur again.
The main reason there is such an impasse above your glorious skies is we have two creator Gods jostling for the number one position as supreme creator god of the multiverse and beyond. This is why my ship is parked between these two great galactic factions of light. The divine will of Lord Surea the Galactic logos of this region and beyond, is clashing with the divine will of Christ Michael Anton of the super universe Nebadon and beyond. Their galactic battleships are much larger than my little ship so it is a very delicate and volatile situation for me parked between these two huge galactic warships. When you have not one but two creator gods in the same region of space it always leads to trouble and many compromises must be found or the divine timelines will collide and the creation collapses. I have also removed Ashtar, Sananda from participating in any more failed galactic events as it is becoming too difficult to keep up with all the mind boggling scripts being co-created within the matrix. They really have pimped themselves out to too much now so they have been grounded in space for the time being.
One camp wants to create three days of darkness and then put the entire planet into stasis (heavenly sleep like state) while Christ Michael and Candace come down to remove all the meaners, bankers and internet trolls. The good, the bad and the ugly will be separated in one last great act of love and unity. The earth will husk into three spheres to house each group. This is an off spin from the planned 2009 Jupiter Ignition story tale but this timeline can once again merge back into the current one under the new plan. This camp no longer supports NESERA but created GESERA instead (Global Economic Stabilization and Reform Act.) The battle of the acronyms continues to rage on in space to this day, but I have found a solution to this galactic dilemma as well. This galactic faction of light plan to leave your GESERA funds under your bed during stasis and they will also leave your twin flame sleeping naked next to you if you are not a Khazar Jew or a member of Four Winds.
The other faction wants you to accept Lord Surea as your creator god and ultimate Galactic Logos. This galactic clan has a massive hierarchy structure consisting of numerous Sepharim Kings and many other lords with lofty titles. They also offer a substantial NESERA payout plan and the promise of twin flame reunions. This group will deliver us enlightenment or full Moksha via enlightenment beds built in Agartha so there is no need to continue with your spiritual development. Why awaken the spirit within through practice and walking a higher path when you can fast track yourself simply by lying down in a light bed and pushing the supreme enlightenment button before your morning tea. Their main earth contact now is Sheldan Nidle who also works with the more esoteric ascended masters and is great timeline of events oracle in his own right.
If you have two creator gods in the same region of space eventually a giant black hole of nothingness will form and time will collapse in on itself. The only option available at this point now is Galactic Thunderdome were two creator gods enter a single cage and only one creator god exits. It may sound harsh from your lowly 3D perspectives, but there really was no other choice as we will reach the sacred date any day now. We are now in the green light phase of this great journey and operation of unity, but the love parties are far and few between up here now as these great galactic beings battle it out for creator supremacy over this section of the multiverse.
To limit the effects on you from this epic battle of the gods that rages above your sacred planet, we have found a way to slowly merge all the convoluted scripts into the greatest timeline of events the internet has ever seen this week. First, we will rename NESERA/GESERA and pick a letter between G and N. The program will now be named IESERA (Imaginary Economic Stabilization and Reform act). We will also increase the sacred payout amount by 2 million per person. Every man, women and child on earth will now receive a US Federal Reserve demand note worth $12 million US and each note is backed by Moody’s triple AAA rated US derivatives. We also need to make up for so many failed predictions so we will also give you something better than a twin flame. We will also now clone your twin flame one time so there will be three way action for all. If that is a little too extreme we will just delivery the single naked twin flame during stasis and leave your IESERA funds under the bed.
We have also decided to change the three days of darkness script a little and incorporate the original Jupiter Ignition timeline of 2009 predicted by Candace Frieze and Christ Michael of Nebadon. We are now going to redirect the Astroid Silver Ray aka "Ouskaar Nata”for the third time to initiate the events all parties divinely channeled. This Astroid was originally going to create a cosmic event and somehow remove the last Hydra reptilian undersea base. However, we now have so many scripts playing out we failed to realize Beth Trutwin, Mark Huber and Ashtar removed that last 40 ft. reptilian way back in Dec 2009. To avoid script violation again we allowed the Asteroid to float around aimlessly until something better could be written then co-created through the human thought collective/matrix. I know it is hard to understand why 250,000 galactic nations would watch our ascension and help remove all our controllers, but then rely on a tiny asteroid to remove the last undersea reptilian base. In the higher dimensions it makes perfect sense.
We are now going to speed up the asteroid Silver Ray to race out and destroy comet Elenin once and for all, so both those objects are never used in a flimsy galactic script again. The comet Elenin time lines became even too much for many Ascended masters to stomach and after the no show at the Olympic many retreated back into the inner earth and canceled all their internet subscriptions forever. There will now be a new heavenly decreed asteroid coming in at 33’ ascension called (PHucRwegulble XT4763R) and this divinely decreed space rock will go around the sun and its gravity will slowly move the 2009 Ignited Jupiter from behind the sun. It was parked there by Candace Frieze and Christ Michael in 2009 and now this older timeline can be played out. This will also free up the Starship Capricorn for twin flame cloning. This starship has been cloaking an image of Jupiter so we would not expect anything while the real Jupiter was hidden behind the sun.
The divine blue light from our second sun will then ignite all the zero point modules and crystal skulls placed at the key nodal points and grid points around the globe. Most think there are only 13 crystal skulls, but we tricked the cabal and there really are 14 crystal skulls and one crystal tibia bone. One good whack over the head with the sacred crystal tibia bone by an ascended master will knock the stupid out of the initiate forever and immediately active all 12 strands of your superman DNA. We would never share this top secret information with the cabal so please keep this quiet or they could foil our super top secret plans once again. We are still trying to figure out how they figured out we had plans to show up at the London Olympics, but those dark ones a tricky fellows. It is almost like they are creating all these fluffy stories themselves to confuse the real seekers of light, but how would they ever obtain access to the internet on so many different levels? The new asteroid should pass by earth any day now and you will feel it in your hearts and see it with your eyes when it arrives.
It is at this point in sacred time when heaven will decree the great shift of the ages to begin. Then we will go into 2 days of darkness, but Candace will drop flashlights from the ships prior to this sacred date occurring. You will soon go into a heavenly sleep after stasis and the Argathan’s will begin to deliver the enlightenment beds. They were also delays in that original scheduled timeline of events because the Agarthan’s use 68volt 4 phase power and the supplies were not modified in time for earth 120/220 volt power grids. Now they are almost ready to go and they are really simple to use. Push 1 for Chakra massage and Kundalini stimulation and push 2 for full Moksha or supreme enlightenment. When you awaken after stasis wait a couple of days before you enlighten yourself completely in your light chamber. Remember, your ISERA funds will be under your bed and the naked twin flame or flames will be with you once again. Many may experience a sore bum after stasis but this is just an ascension symptom and should only last a couple days.
We also need to resolve the severe emotional problems some of our current ground crews and star seeds seem to be experiencing. Terrans are seasoned light warriors and can live within the matrix of illusion placed before them, but many of our ground crew teams’ haven’t been able to successfully transmute the heavy energies swirling around on earth at this time. They have started to break down physically and emotionally. They will now attack the very Terrans they promised to help ascend and this is occurring on the streets and in public forums all over the internet. Some have so many screen names and avatars that just a couple can disrupt a whole site in a matter of months and they will blame others for their bad behaviors while looking as innocent as a hypocrite can in love and light. They can no long experience their own emotions so they troll forums and attack those that do not support their galactic beliefs or recognize their higher light worker status. They need to do this as an alternative to feeling any real human emotions. They can do all this while still believing it is them that hold the real light on planet earth so they will wear you down at some point.
Some are drinking beer heavily and they do not see that they have fallen down, so we must send our unconditional love and light to them more than ever now. Surround them with the violet flame of love and help transmute the dense energies they have somehow attracted to themselves while drinking too much of the tainted Kool-aid of illusion. If you feel you know such people do not provoke them and accept their direct and sneaky indirect attacks with grace and love. They can slither into a thread and stick to it like dog shit on a tennis shoe. They will attack your character and even take a dig at your family and pets to drain vital emotions from you but be strong until we can get them the help they need. Their passive aggressive techniques may hurt the most, but remember they do all this for you in love a light and it is divinely decreed.
The only way to take their power away is to locate their Sananda Eagles badge and GFL pajamas. If they have taken any on-line Jedhi warrior programs they will likely already be too powerful to overcome. Make sure you do this when they are away or abusing a real seeker of light on-line or they may bite you. Double check and make sure you have not missed any other miscellaneous badges of honor or Supreme Commander Wings or handcuffs. You should also remove all their star trek paraphernalia and illuminati comic books from their bedroom and throw all the confiscated items directly into the lava core of the nearest volcano in your area. You will still have to deal with a glib, self-righteous jackass, but their powerful psychic abilities and super human light warrior powers will be gone forever.
As you can imagine it takes a lot of resources to run such a large program on planet and in space. The bag of carrots is now almost empty if you know what I mean. We need your contributions more than ever now, but unlike the other PayPal gurus on the internet we will give you a complete breakdown of how your donated star angel dollars will be spent. We are accountable for every earth based dollar and Pleadian Zrong note that comes into our treasury. As an interim solution to the newly named IESERA program we would like to offer you all a very promising investment opportunity today. You can purchase a pre IESERA note for $500 or $1000 DOLLARS. As more people join the program you will start to receive investment payouts coming back. The more light workers invest the bigger the payout fund becomes for the first investors. It may appear to be a pyramid schemes from your limited 3D perspective but way up here in 5D we see it as an inverted trapezoid program with rapidly diminishing returns for late investors.
We will also be holding a world-wide Webinar of love and light on Dec 1, 2012 to give you a new timeline of events and an overview of some of the helpful earth based programs coming your way very soon. It will cost $12.99 and will be the most competitively priced and comprehensive timeline of events webinar ever available on the internet this week. You can log onto this webinar at Thebunnyknowsbest@easterbunnycorp.com.
The current topics for the December 1 2012 Webinar include the following:
- Becoming a galactic fool or not
- Human co-creation through bad script writing
- Cooking fabulous meals for family and friends with your new replicators
- From light warrior to cyber bully in just one post
- Twin flame management and control
- Investing wisely in the post IESERA (NESERA/GESERA) new earth environment
- Converting your enlightenment beds into a wonderful indoor herb gardens or custom grow ops
- Ascended master or planetary jackass. How do you discern between the two?
- New timeline of events with updated landing dates and full twin flame reunion details
The money we receive for the inverted trapezoid investment program and webinars will go directly towards the following earth based initiatives:
1. 40% of all funds will go to the Greg Giles World-wide Heritage Seawall Program. These still need to be built and funded so step up to the plate and give today.
2. 20% of all funds will go towards funding all our on-planet star seed, ground crew, and ground command rehabilitation programs and care centers.
3. 10% will go to create a galactic heritage depository to house and store all the sacred new age texts and divinely decreed channeled information ever given so that future generations may someday be able to figure out what timeline we actually landed on.
4. 30% will go to The Easter Bunny Corporation for overheads and management fees.
We are certain all parties will resolve these issues in the near future, so we can quickly land on your shores and have the galactic love party we have all hoped and dreamed about. Hold the light high until our imminent return and top up your PayPal accounts so that we may all come together in oneness and unity much sooner. We also caution reading any channeled information coming from the Tooth Fairy or Santa Clause at this time. The Tooth Fairy is now a Hydra Reptilian clone and serves the Orion alliance and Santa has been a sneaky little Scottish Freemason for a very long time. He has always worked for the cabal and the Elves are all high ranking illuminati initiates and practicing occultists. They never made a single thing and they subcontract the work to China and India and distribute all the toys through cabal controlled retailers in the West. Their greed knows no limits.
In love and light Dear ones
The Easter Bunny
Allied Supreme Commander and Frivolous Conflict Resolution Negotiator-Galactic Confederation of Worlds
Copyright 2012. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED by The Easter Bunny Corporation and its subsidiaries. Use of this material without the written consent of The Easter Bunny Corporation may result in a two year Easter egg ban.
Blog entry
13 Nov 2012 - 3:10am
My friend Sunny tells us how it is :)
Enjoy!
Love~, Light~, Laughter~
on a rainy and on a sunny day
SiNeh~
Published on Nov 12, 2012 by SunnySunKansas
To most Westerners, Chinese look all the same: yellow skin, black hair, dark eyes, smaller nose, wider cheekbones, not chicken bones, silly. Cheekbones, cheekbones , less body hair, less facial hairs.
After the mid-life crisis, Chinese males tend to have more hairs than, white males, for example except Donald Trump.
But if you know more about Chinese in the US, there are four very different Chinese which I am going to talk about today.
Blog entry
7 Nov 2012 - 10:08am
Humor time- Not surprisingly, Switzerland and its ongoing tax-banking dispute with the US did not feature in the election campaign. But for a brief moment a Democrat campaign video put Switzerland centre stage.
In July, US magazine Vanity Fair revealed that Romney had a Swiss bank account worth $3 million (SFr2.9 million), according to his 2010 tax return.
The Swiss authorities were miffed by the viral lampooning. But they probably should not be too worried. In the past similar transatlantic disputes involving UBS and banking secrecy had little impact on Switzerland’s image in the US
Published on Sep 24, 2012 by john33911
Songtext:
Hi Romney
Hi Miss
Do you have something to hide?
Well yeah, jump in!
(Miss Swiss)
I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation.
(Mitt)
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party
(Miss Swiss)
I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
He's so plastic, it's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere.
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation
(Miss Swiss)
He's a boss, millionaire, with accounts everywhere
Won't disclose, all the dough, that he's banking
(Mitt)
You can't see, Ann agrees, we hate transparency
If you knew, we'd be screwed, spanky-spanky
(Miss Swiss)
He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured
(Miss Swiss)
I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It's fantastic,
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation
(Mitt)
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party
(Miss Swiss)
Sell your stock, I won't talk, dodging taxes with ease,
Represent, one percent, he will do as we please.
(Mitt)
Come jump in, Wall Street friends, let us do it again,
Write the laws, they'll applaud, let's go party.
(Miss Swiss)
He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured
(Mitt)
I am rich, oh the joy!
If I win, you're unemployed
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party!
(Miss Swiss)
I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless, It's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation
(Miss Swiss)
Oh, Mitt I'm having so much fun!
(Mitt)
Well Miss Swiss, we're just getting started!
Source : http://romneygirl.org/lyrics.html
Blog entry
27 Oct 2012 - 7:12am
If I hadn't seen the picture I would never have believed it !
" Doc, I think I'm having hallucinations......."
" Oh? and why is that, Harry? "
" I was swimming with the kids and the missus, looked up and
saw a llama surf-board riding with a man."
" Was it wearing a poker-dot bikini, Harry? "
" No Doc, it was wearing a life-jacket. "
" Oh well, " says the Doc, " that's okay then....."
" Er, why is it okay, Doc? "
" Well, Harry, it means that your hallucinations are getting
more sensible, not like the last one when you said you
saw a giraffe playing volleyball wearing a tutu. "
Have a happy day, nothing is impossible !
Love and Smiles, Tara *~*
Blog entry
22 Oct 2012 - 9:46pm
I have great difficulty getting my head around the process of 'Ascension', and its relevance for such an average Joe, as myself :-)...
As often happens in these situations, humor kicks in - and so it was that i stumbled upon a mantra, that could possibly lead to fruition :-)...
'Beam thyself up Scotty' :-)
Blog entry
22 Oct 2012 - 7:57am
Recommended film - 'Up In The Air' starring George Clooney :-)...
A currently relevant comedy perhaps :-)...
Highly enjoyable, with a message - but not in a bottle :-)...
Blog entry
20 Oct 2012 - 8:14pm
I TOLD YOU 'NO'...I'M NOT VOTING.
THE CANDIDATES SUCK!
Love~, Light~, Laughter~
SiNeh~
Blog entry
20 Oct 2012 - 3:48am
Hey there Lighty's,
Let's put on our dancing shoes and join Les Larbey and Margaret Bland and trip the Light Fantastic into Ascension.
Much love, happiness and much much laughter to you all - onwards and upwards dearies.
Ish )O(
Blog entry
15 Oct 2012 - 11:45am
The Honest Presidential Candidate's speech ever before Election Day 2012
Love~, Light~, Laughter~
SiNeh~
Published on Oct 14, 2012 by SunnySunKansas
I hope that Presidential candidates are honest and tell the truth. I hope that they can tell us on TV before Election Day like this.
