CV applications

Modern Jobs - Worst CV & Job Application Bloomers

„X If you are writing your CV in an attempt to get out of your rubbish job and into something more interesting and better paid be careful what you write on your CV or application form - the people who write the rubbish below obviously didn't.

„X Although I trained as an Accountant and for the past eight years I worked for a major Accountancy firm, I am no good at my job and get bored very easily. So I'm looking for something different and wondered if you have any other opportunities that may be of interest to me?

„X Marital status: Not Known

„X I was working for my mum until she moved house without telling me.

„X Personal Statements: I will give the job 110% provided it doesn't interfere with my busy social life. My social life is very important to me. I like drinking and loose women.

„X I tend to only procrastinate when I have to make a decision.

„X Reason for leaving last job: My boss thought I could do better elsewhere.

„X Age : Although I'm sixty-two I'm as fit as a forty-nine year old cripple.

„X For the last twelve years I have been involved in gang crime including burglary, drug dealing, extortion, armed robbery and internet scams. With this inside knowledge I would make an ideal policeman.

„X References : my mum says that you shuld give me the job cos i am reely gude at everithing i do

„X I need a job desperately - my wife has just left me, I burnt down my house and I've got a drink and drugs problem. I am honest and reliable so gonna just give me the job - right.