Good one for the thinkers!
This guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come dressed as different emotions e.g. anger, fear etc. On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish guys, Paddy and Mick, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out there in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?" Paddy replies, "Well, I'm fucking discustard, and my friend here has just come in dispair."