In my favorite category of tales from the dark side -- "you just can't make this stuff up", perhaps a special few of you who enjoy theater of the absurd will enjoy this little gem. And the site, generally, is quite thought provoking. When your planet is run by homicidal lunatics appreciating dark "humor" is crucial

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=137&contentid=5985

BTW, for the discerning and creative, there is some rather valuable info in this story for help with improving/activating some interesting skills in yourself

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=137&contentid=6292