The 11th Husband

The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband
to
'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.

'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if
you've
been married ten times.?'

'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept
telling
me how great it was going to be.

'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never
really
sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and
get
back to me.

'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that
everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

' Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew
he had
the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

'Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic
process
but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state of
the-art method.

'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew
how
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

'Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product,
he
was never sure how to position it.

'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk
about it.

'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at
it.

'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was
........... God, how I miss him.

' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.

'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?

'Your're with the 'GOVERNMENT'..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.'

Love and Giggles,Rosalie xo