Are You Infected?

This was an e-mail sent to me. I'm definitely infected. What about you? ;-)

"
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone
else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of
the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life. "