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October 11, 2010, 3:22 am
Oh dear..you are afflicted with transmutation.
Kindly serving your magical needs.
Dr. C. Capp (unqualified witch-doctor)
Disclaimer: Dr. Capp is not legally responsible for the following side-effects of treatment; Spontaneous human combustion, demonic possesion, vampirism, lycanthropy, poltergeist hauntings, herbal over-doses and hallucingenic effects, karmaic uprisings, changes in physical appearances, cosmic disturbances, sudden death, bird-attacks or religious persecution.